House of Bain

My 5 year-old cousin is in his second year at a supposedly high-end school called the House of English. Guess what langauge he doesn't speak, save the few words and phrases he's gleaned from the cartoons, nursery rhymes and story books at home? My uncle should storm the school administration... "raga3ooly floosy w-hato el wad ya kaddabeen ya fashala," (gimme back my money and my kid, you lying fools!)